Just This Once (The Kings)

Still no job.

And let me tell you . . . trusting that this is somehow going to actually work out is getting really fucking old.

Subject: Not Quite the Right Fit

Miss Ward,

Thanks for applying, but we’re after a teacher who can break free from the monotony. Your style doesn’t quite cut it.

Principal Jennings

Subject: Thank You for Applying

Dear Miss Ward,noveldrama

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that your application doesn’t align with our vision for an innovative educator. We’re seeking someone with a more dynamic approach to teaching. Wishing you success in finding a better match.

Sincerely,

Douglas Educational Committee

Subject: A Polite Pass on Your Teaching Talents

Dear Miss Ward,

I trust this email finds you in the midst of wrangling the intriguing minds of your students. Our prestigious private school recently had the pleasure of reviewing your application, and I must say, your qualifications sparkled.

However, after much contemplation, we’ve decided to embark on a journey with someone whose approach to teaching aligns more with interpretive dance and less with traditional lesson plans. We believe it’s time to let our students embrace their inner dance prodigies.

Please don’t consider this a rejection, but rather an invitation to explore the world of teaching through the art of movement. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the hidden dancer within!

Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors,

Principal Dandecaff

The bruise from banging my head against the desk was starting to feel permanent.

Sigh.

But finally, after searching school websites, cold emailing principals, and attending countless virtual and in-person interviews, my heart stopped when I read the newest subject line.

Subject: Congratulations! Welcome to the Team!

Dear Ms. Ward,

It is with great excitement that we extend our warmest congratulations! Among many worthy candidates, your interview stood out, and we are thrilled to invite you to join Stella Baines Middle School as our newest educator.

Your passion for teaching and dedication to fostering an engaging learning environment align perfectly with our vision. We believe your unique approach will bring a breath of fresh air to our classrooms.

Welcome aboard, Emily! We look forward to embarking on an educational journey filled with inspiration, laughter, and countless moments of growth for our students.

Best regards,

Principal Sipling

My heart raced as I read, and reread, the email. I got a freaking job offer! Sure, I still had to work out details like pay, start date, and the stacks of HR paperwork, but the offer was there, in black and white.

I should have been elated. Instead, all I could think about was the fact that the middle school was clear across the state of Michigan in a suburb of Ann Arbor. Desperation had driven me to even apply, but now? A sick sinking feeling settled into my stomach.

What the hell was I going to do?